Top Ten Worst Christmas
and Santa Claus Jokes of All Time from Irish Central

Q: What do you get if you
cross Santa with a duck?

A: A Christmas Quacker!

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?

A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinsilitis!

Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?

A: He's a fungi to be with.

Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?

A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

A: Santapplause!

Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?

A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa

Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?

A: Because he had low elf-esteem.